potty paintin'

by karen #1965 third grade teacher ever painted a potty?...i have...go ahead friends, take a look-

i call it the graffiti potty...here is how i did it...i bought a potty seat...cause i just think it would be kinda messy to paint a used potty seat...i sanded most of the slicky stuff off...small hand sander works fine...don't you hate using those small hand sanders...have u noticed when you put the little rectangles of sandpaper on the sander, they always slip off?...am i the only person that has noticed it?...why can't someone invent non-slippage sandpaper?...anyway...yeah...that was a side story...you get sanded...and then, you paint...then, you wait for the paint to dry...then, you have to put clear polyurethane on the potty and wait some more...and then when the paint is dry and you are done waiting, install the potty seat......not fun.........and then get a national enquirer and try it out....just kidding, i don't read the national enquirer...but remember...i told you that i was in a play...well opening night is tonight...and one of my lines is..."read it (the enquirer)...i am sure you can find an alien or a quarter ton baby in there somewhere!"...

take a look at the top of the potty...

it was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini, that she wore for the first time today...an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka-dot bikini, so in the water she wanted to stay! (paul vance & lee pockriss, 1960)...happy february 25, 2010!